Watch the Throne

Let’s get straight to it…the pre WOD dump… some get it, other don’t. It is the unsung, unspoken warm up for who knows how many competitors. Just check out the line coming out the door before workouts start, hell, even before opening ceremonies. The clammy-ness starts in your hands, and works it’s way to where the sun don’t shine. Even if your body has a routine about waking up and duecing away, the uncomfortableness that is paranormal activity creeps up on even that of the most hardened competitors. It just happens… what to do about it? Accept it? Fight it? Pack a couple of pairs of drawers?
I’ve learned to deal with it. It only happens on competition days anyway. I have to plan ahead the night before with what I eat, and make sure I don’t introduce anything new in my system. You don’t wanna know what happens when you put fire sauce in that Mexican food place that they don’t have back home. Results are spicy!
There are a couple of tricks I have picked up along the way.
- Force yourself to fire one off in the morning.
- Upon arrival, if you have to go again, try to be the first one to the stalls.
- Keep a pack of wet wipes. (This is more of a luxury than anything)
- Try to find an alternate throne, even if it is an outside port-a-potty, if you are the first one, it won’t le stink… too bad.
- In a port-a-potty, it may prove difficult to adjust yourself when you have on compression pants. Take caution.
- Keep calm and wipe thoroughly.
- Keep your routine the same, nothing new.
- Make sure the toilet flushes, and there IS toilet paper.
Follow these, or take some into consideration and hopefully it’ll ease those certain pre-WOD nerves.
Watch the Throne,
Nick Quintela




